1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9.
Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass. (How we all would like to watch that episode of Celeb Boxing!)
10. Tim Hortons kicks Krispy Kreme's ass (
into OBLIVION!)
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon MaKenzie King who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone. anywhere. EVER.
14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with
all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos,
jet-skis (sea-doos),
velcro, zippers, insulin,
penicillin,
zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
24. We have coloured money. (
Oh yeah we do!)
25. Our beer advertisments kick ass BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on. OOOoohhhhh Canada!!
25. Our elections only take one day.
For other lists see,
You Know You That You Are Canadian If... and
this list of Canadian Inventions.
Disclaimer:The above posted list is a forward. Any inaccuracies can be posted in the comment section and the appropriate changes to the list will be made.
Hat tip to Mudpuppy for passing this list along!
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