The Blog Security Advisory System®
has issued a security alert level of yellow to The Expat Blog
, indicating a significant risk of a breach of blog security.
This is why...
Mere days ago The Expat Blog
broke the story that the great Canadian secret was out of the bag
. Now, those armed vigilante rednecks of the south, the Minutemen, are dispatching their troops to patrol the Canada-United States border
One can only surmise that the security of this blog has been breached and that there is a spy amongst us gathering information on all things Canadian. As such, Canadian Expatriates
is now going into lockdown. This is a temporary measure until the borders of this blog can be fortified with roving bands of vicious beavers and Canucks can, once again, speak freely of attaining world domination.