My apologies, in advance, to my fellow Skatchers.Gotta Love SaskatchewanA guy from Regina passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
How do you know when you're staying in a Moose Jaw hotel?
When you call the front desk and say; "I gotta leak in my sink!" and the clerk replies; "Go ahead."
How can you tell if a Saskatoon redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Kindersley to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Saskatchewan?
Documentaries.
Where was the toothbrush invented?
Swift Current. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.
An RCMP officer pulls over a pickup on the Trans Canada and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies; "'Bout wut?"
Did you hear about the $3 million Saskatchewan Lottery?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
The Premier's mansion in Regina burned down! Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss, too. Both books- POOF - up in flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
A new law was recently passed in Saskatchewan. When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
A guy walks into a bar in Prince Albert and orders a mudslide. The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here are ya?"
"No," replies the man, "I'm from Winnipeg".
The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Winnipeg?"
"I'm a taxidermist," said the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?"
"I mount animals."
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar ... "It's okay boys, he's one of us!"
Tip o' the toque to Knoodle.
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