If you have been away from the Motherland for so long that you are now doubting that you are Canadian, take the following quiz.
1. You like to drink beer when:
a) Watching hockey.
b) Challenged to drinking games by friends.
c) When the boss is not looking.
d) Only on days that end in Y.
2. You enjoy hockey:
a) Enough to sleep outide in an Edmonton winter for Stanley Cup tickets.
b) ALMOST enough to give up beer. Almost.
c) As much as to carry a hockey stick in you vehicle, just in case a game of shinney breaks out.
d) So much as to hit anyone who says Wayne Gretzky is not Canadian.
3. You will back out of going to your own wedding if:
a) You find out at the last minute your husband / wife hates hockey.
b) You find out at the last minute your husband / wife hates beer.
c) Your wedding is scheduled for game 7 of the Stanley Cup playoffs between 2 Canadian teams.
If you felt the need to circle more than one answer for any or all of the questions, you are, in fact, Canadian. Source: Email forward.