As yet another hurricane bears down on the Gulf Coast, causing environmentalists to accusingly shake their fingers at SUV drivers and SUV drivers to drive hundreds of miles inland
to safety, The Enduring Vision
is offering some timely tips on how to avoid these deadly storms.*
Included among the tips are gems such as this:
Eat Raisin Bran to Summon Giant Sun
As he comes down to tell you about two scoops of raisins, the inflated sun will get close enough to the Earth to evaporate the hurricane. If the hurricane somehow survives, it won't matter because the sun will have long since scorched the skin from your bones.
Be sure to study up and stay safe.* Warning: If you are not into hurricane humour&trade, do not click the link.