There is a definite lesson in this story: if you are going to expose yourself, be prepared to have your booty critiqued by observers.
When asked about the incident, a woman named Vicki replied, ""I saw his ass and it wasn't cute. He should have done some bodybuilding or something. If they are going to give some excitement at least make it well worth looking at."
No one has ever gotten naked at our Wal-Mart (as far as I know), but it's still a magnet for other kinds of freaks. All one has to do is check out the books on the display rounds. The books they're pushing aren't your normal Dan Brown thrillers or even South Beach Diet books -- they're more likely to be discussing magic underpants, if ya know what I mean.