David Wilkins better hurry up and trade in his car for a dog sled and start shopping around for the perfect igloo because he is coming to Canada!
That's right folks, the South Carolina politician, Republican fundraiser, and Bush family crony has been appointed as the new US ambassador to Canada. The best part about Wilkins' appointment is that he has only been north of the 49th once, and that was only to Niagara Falls back in the seventies
Why is this so awesome, you ask? Why because now we can tell him about all of the things that make Canadians Canadian. Just think of the possibilities! Wilkins has yet to be introduced to poutine, the proper use of the letter "u", Canadian Minutes
, curling, the metric system, and Degrassi: The Next Generation
Fortunately for Canadians, Wilkins appears to be a willing student, having declared, "I'm going to learn as much as I can as fast as I can" when he heard of his appointment.For Fun:
Quiz: Canadian Stereotypes, Eh?